Scott E (Scotty) Schroeder; aka, Sugar ("Shug"), Tonto, or "Big Feather - the one who walks with angst".
 

Beats up people for money.  Hates everyone except groupies.  Thinks monogamy is when wimpy guys have their initials embroidered on their dress shirts.  Has tons of experience and has played with "everyone who matters".  Thinks people should list him as THEIR major influence.  Thinks the rest of the band are touchy/feely, get in touch with your inner feelings, commie weirdo's.  Is sure that Gwen Stefani is stalking him.